1 00:00:03,024 --> 00:00:04,651 Oh, shit. Medallion's on us! 2 00:00:04,734 --> 00:00:06,444 Good call, Mr. President! 3 00:00:06,528 --> 00:00:07,987 Watch out! They're in the bushes. Thanks, bro. 4 00:00:08,071 --> 00:00:09,531 I got it. I would have gotten it faster. 5 00:00:09,614 --> 00:00:10,949 Why can't I just play? 6 00:00:11,032 --> 00:00:12,492 Because this is work. 7 00:00:12,575 --> 00:00:13,743 Playing "Battleswag" with the American people 8 00:00:13,826 --> 00:00:15,453 is basically my fireside chat. 9 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,747 Peterson, I see you're in Madison, Wisconsin. 10 00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:19,249 Spill the cheese. 11 00:00:19,332 --> 00:00:20,291 Well, sir, I had a job interview today 12 00:00:20,375 --> 00:00:21,834 and I think I bombed it. 13 00:00:21,918 --> 00:00:22,877 What field are you in? Accounting, sir. 14 00:00:22,961 --> 00:00:24,379 Send your résumé to the VA. 15 00:00:24,462 --> 00:00:25,713 I'll have my Chief of Staff flag it. 16 00:00:25,797 --> 00:00:26,798 Consider that shit flagged. 17 00:00:26,881 --> 00:00:28,132 Wow! Thank you, sir! 18 00:00:28,216 --> 00:00:29,676 President Curtis! 19 00:00:29,759 --> 00:00:31,219 Ah! Mikayla in Jacksonville, Florida! 20 00:00:31,302 --> 00:00:32,929 College student at UNF. She's a regular. 21 00:00:33,012 --> 00:00:35,223 Mikayla, how'd that calculus exam go? 22 00:00:35,306 --> 00:00:37,141 I'll tell you after you open your fucking eyes! 23 00:00:37,225 --> 00:00:39,018 They're baiting you! 24 00:00:39,102 --> 00:00:40,603 Ooh, must have blown a fuse. 25 00:00:40,687 --> 00:00:43,940 Aw, damn it. I had AI chatbots writing "Pulp Fiction," 26 00:00:44,023 --> 00:00:45,066 but with the Muppets. 27 00:00:45,149 --> 00:00:46,901 Okay, more than a fuse. 28 00:00:46,985 --> 00:00:48,528 Power's out across four states. 29 00:00:48,611 --> 00:00:51,698 Eh, probably just a blip. Back to work! 30 00:00:51,781 --> 00:00:53,950 Sir, the Department of Defense called to say 31 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:55,868 that power outage wasn't just a blip. 32 00:00:55,952 --> 00:00:58,830 They're probably -- Divorced scientist Dr. Keel 33 00:00:58,913 --> 00:01:00,415 requested an emergency meeting. 34 00:01:00,498 --> 00:01:02,500 Ugh, the chart guy? 35 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,293 He's always pitching me boring shit to fix nothing-burgers. 36 00:01:04,376 --> 00:01:06,212 Tell him I'm working with the American people. 37 00:01:06,296 --> 00:01:07,463 Hey, nice shot! You need some ammo? 38 00:01:07,547 --> 00:01:09,465 Hell yeah. That'd be great. 39 00:01:09,549 --> 00:01:11,342 Oh, man. You know what else would be great? 40 00:01:11,426 --> 00:01:14,554 Being at the meeting to discuss America's energy crisis. 41 00:01:14,637 --> 00:01:16,389 Dr. Keel? 42 00:01:16,472 --> 00:01:18,558 All right, fine. I'm coming up. 43 00:01:18,641 --> 00:01:20,685 But first... everyone kill this narc! 44 00:01:20,768 --> 00:01:22,228 Ah! What buttons do I press?! 45 00:01:22,312 --> 00:01:23,354 Aah! 46 00:01:23,438 --> 00:01:25,023 Ooh, Battleswag! 47 00:01:25,106 --> 00:01:26,524 He turned into a chest of emeralds. 48 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:27,650 - All right! - Yay! 49 00:01:27,734 --> 00:01:29,402 Four more years! 50 00:01:56,429 --> 00:01:58,306 Thank you for coming, Mr. President. 51 00:01:58,389 --> 00:02:01,017 Oh, eat my ass, Dr. Keel. I blocked you on "Battleswag." 52 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,852 Well, here's something that you can't block -- 53 00:02:02,935 --> 00:02:04,896 America's power grid is overworked 54 00:02:04,979 --> 00:02:06,606 and in danger of indefinite collapse. 55 00:02:06,689 --> 00:02:08,273 Sloppy transition as always, 56 00:02:08,357 --> 00:02:10,485 but how do we fix it? 57 00:02:10,568 --> 00:02:12,737 Not to be vulgar, sir, but we need to tighten our shit up. 58 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:14,739 Energy caps, taxation based on -- 59 00:02:14,822 --> 00:02:16,157 What?! No! 60 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,408 Restricting power is un-American 61 00:02:17,492 --> 00:02:19,035 and a straight-up Bummerville. 62 00:02:19,118 --> 00:02:20,578 There has to be another way to get tons of power 63 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:22,413 without bogging down the people. 64 00:02:22,497 --> 00:02:24,457 Captain Marks, you don't have to raise your hand. 65 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:27,460 Sir, what you're describing is in Hollow Earth. 66 00:02:27,543 --> 00:02:29,420 The natives call it the Life Tree -- 67 00:02:29,504 --> 00:02:32,006 a source of truly infinite power. 68 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:34,258 We could go down there with a giant plug 69 00:02:34,342 --> 00:02:36,552 and take their energy, but, I mean... 70 00:02:36,636 --> 00:02:38,471 no one here wants to do an "Avatar." 71 00:02:38,554 --> 00:02:39,472 - Oof. - No, thank you. 72 00:02:39,555 --> 00:02:40,848 Well, obviously not. 73 00:02:40,932 --> 00:02:42,308 I said the same thing to Clinton 74 00:02:42,392 --> 00:02:44,185 when we went down there the first time. 75 00:02:44,268 --> 00:02:46,604 Although back then, we called it a "Dances with Wolves." 76 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,231 I thought you were gonna say "Pocahontas." 77 00:02:48,314 --> 00:02:49,564 - "Fern Gully." - What's "Fern Gully"? 78 00:02:49,649 --> 00:02:51,526 "Avatar," but good. Nerds! Focus! 79 00:02:51,609 --> 00:02:53,236 Janice, you've been to Hollow Earth? 80 00:02:53,319 --> 00:02:56,072 Haa Nah. That's how the Daaboo say "yes." 81 00:02:56,155 --> 00:02:57,573 And also "nipple butter." 82 00:02:57,657 --> 00:02:59,200 Oh, but they hate us now. 83 00:02:59,283 --> 00:03:00,702 We tried to exploit them. 84 00:03:00,785 --> 00:03:02,203 It didn't go well. 85 00:03:02,286 --> 00:03:04,205 It's been hard to make them understand 86 00:03:04,288 --> 00:03:05,873 we're not the same people we were. 87 00:03:05,957 --> 00:03:07,583 Well, they haven't met Andre Curtis. 88 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,502 Curtis is a man of the people. 89 00:03:09,585 --> 00:03:10,753 He reaches out and takes big swings. 90 00:03:10,837 --> 00:03:12,171 And we should, too. 91 00:03:12,255 --> 00:03:14,048 If anyone can strike a fair energy deal, 92 00:03:14,132 --> 00:03:15,675 it's this administration. 93 00:03:15,758 --> 00:03:17,385 Fantastic point. 94 00:03:17,468 --> 00:03:19,345 Guys, we don't need to go to Hollow Earth 95 00:03:19,429 --> 00:03:21,806 or take big swings. We just need to restrict usage. 96 00:03:21,889 --> 00:03:22,849 Well, that settles it. 97 00:03:22,932 --> 00:03:24,183 We're going to Hollow Earth. 98 00:03:24,267 --> 00:03:25,600 And, Janice, you're coming with. 99 00:03:25,685 --> 00:03:28,312 - Whoo, out of office, baby! - Great. 100 00:03:28,396 --> 00:03:31,190 So you're not listening to me and I'm not invited. 101 00:03:31,274 --> 00:03:33,359 You know, "Avatar" saved 3-D! 102 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,032 There she is, the Hollow Earth Elevator. 103 00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:43,453 Ah! You know it used to be just a bungee cord platform? 104 00:03:43,536 --> 00:03:45,163 I am pumped for this, sir. 105 00:03:45,246 --> 00:03:46,956 Getting a chance to help Americans and make new allies? 106 00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:49,709 You're gonna crush this. We're gonna crush this. 107 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:51,377 I want you to be my right hand, Banks. 108 00:03:51,461 --> 00:03:53,463 Make sure America keeps this aboveboard. 109 00:03:53,546 --> 00:03:54,963 Fucking dream team. Mm. 110 00:03:55,047 --> 00:03:56,299 And, O'Doyle. You protect Janice. 111 00:03:56,382 --> 00:03:58,217 Sir? She's essential, O'Doyle. 112 00:03:58,301 --> 00:04:00,803 You think Luke would leave C-3PO to rot on a critical mission? 113 00:04:00,887 --> 00:04:02,180 Actually don't answer that. 114 00:04:02,263 --> 00:04:03,806 Janice is the only one 115 00:04:03,890 --> 00:04:05,141 who knows the natives' language and culture. 116 00:04:05,224 --> 00:04:06,684 I need my best man protecting her. 117 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,311 Your best man respectfully passes. 118 00:04:08,394 --> 00:04:10,980 No. He doesn't. Fine. 119 00:04:11,063 --> 00:04:14,400 I will remove my personal oath of protection from you. 120 00:04:14,484 --> 00:04:17,862 Place your head upon my chakra. 121 00:04:17,944 --> 00:04:20,323 Athrym Mo Me Hoyem. 122 00:04:23,075 --> 00:04:24,827 Just say you love each other, guys. 123 00:04:24,911 --> 00:04:26,913 This is purely transactional! 124 00:04:26,996 --> 00:04:29,290 Boop éy. Boop éy. 125 00:04:29,373 --> 00:04:31,250 It is done. All right, people! 126 00:04:31,334 --> 00:04:33,085 We're gonna do it cool and aboveboard. 127 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:35,129 Let's roll! 128 00:04:35,213 --> 00:04:38,007 Wow, kinda thought the inside would be bigger. 129 00:04:38,090 --> 00:04:40,802 Does, uh, anyone happen to have my brand of deodorant? 130 00:04:40,885 --> 00:04:44,096 Isn't this grand, Francis? You and me in Hollow Earth? 131 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:46,015 We can really get to know each other. 132 00:04:46,098 --> 00:04:47,850 Ma'am, it's a security detail. 133 00:04:47,934 --> 00:04:50,937 These are my 18 grandkids, starting with the uggos. 134 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:52,063 Kill me. 135 00:04:53,731 --> 00:04:56,317 Wow. 136 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,069 Are you guys seeing this place? 137 00:04:58,152 --> 00:04:59,779 It's dripping with energy! 138 00:04:59,862 --> 00:05:02,073 Oh, Janice, you were right. It's so beautiful -- 139 00:05:02,156 --> 00:05:03,825 Oh, fuck! A leggy worm! 140 00:05:03,908 --> 00:05:05,576 Ma'am! Get behind me! Don't shoot! 141 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:07,787 That's a leg-gee-gee! It's sacred! 142 00:05:14,252 --> 00:05:16,504 Holy shit, Janice! 143 00:05:16,587 --> 00:05:19,131 See? This is why you always bring a protocol droid. 144 00:05:19,215 --> 00:05:21,175 Goodoo me doo-woooo. Goodoo! 145 00:05:21,259 --> 00:05:23,052 Janice, tell them we apologize 146 00:05:23,135 --> 00:05:25,221 for our past administration's mistakes, 147 00:05:25,304 --> 00:05:26,597 and we've come to make a fair deal. 148 00:05:26,681 --> 00:05:28,432 Boo-gaa. 149 00:05:28,516 --> 00:05:30,351 Phoo troo yoo ma-roo? 150 00:05:30,434 --> 00:05:32,645 Ee-Yoo. Ee-Yoo. 151 00:05:32,728 --> 00:05:35,898 Although I'm wary of all Crusties, 152 00:05:35,982 --> 00:05:38,860 it is cool that you cared enough to bring a Kaka-Mundo. 153 00:05:38,943 --> 00:05:40,403 One who speaks like the Daaboo. 154 00:05:40,486 --> 00:05:41,946 You know English? 155 00:05:42,029 --> 00:05:45,116 Your Clin-ton left an Us Weekly down here. 156 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:47,535 We used it to teach ourselves. 157 00:05:47,618 --> 00:05:49,620 Tell us, is Backstreet still back? 158 00:05:49,704 --> 00:05:52,540 Janice? Janice! My love! 159 00:05:52,623 --> 00:05:55,376 Toomoo! Oh, Toomoo! 160 00:05:55,459 --> 00:05:57,295 Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 161 00:05:57,378 --> 00:06:00,131 Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 162 00:06:00,214 --> 00:06:03,467 I must say, you have super big balls coming down here again. 163 00:06:03,551 --> 00:06:06,178 But your Kaka-Mundo has softened our hearts, so... 164 00:06:06,262 --> 00:06:08,222 I'm listening. Thank you, Koochoo. 165 00:06:08,306 --> 00:06:10,933 As a peace offering, we've brought gifts from above -- 166 00:06:11,017 --> 00:06:13,603 Crocs and Kirkland's version of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. 167 00:06:13,686 --> 00:06:16,522 It is customary for a gift giver to drink their own piss 168 00:06:16,606 --> 00:06:19,191 before anyone accepts a gift. 169 00:06:19,275 --> 00:06:21,569 You have to drink Hmm? your own piss first. 170 00:06:21,652 --> 00:06:23,112 Yeah, yeah, no, I heard. 171 00:06:23,195 --> 00:06:25,156 But is there -- Uh, can I get a reason? 172 00:06:25,239 --> 00:06:27,491 To show that you are pure of heart and body. 173 00:06:27,575 --> 00:06:29,035 Hey, we take big swings, right? 174 00:06:29,118 --> 00:06:30,828 Right. Um, yes. 175 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:32,622 Okay, I'm just gonna go over here. 176 00:06:32,704 --> 00:06:34,624 Koochoo, I'm not gonna play around. 177 00:06:34,707 --> 00:06:37,001 In exchange for your energy, I'd like to offer you statehood. 178 00:06:37,084 --> 00:06:38,836 A chance to join our great nation. Pass. 179 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,713 How about ecological protection? 180 00:06:40,796 --> 00:06:42,381 Or statehood? 181 00:06:42,465 --> 00:06:43,799 Hey, get your own star, maybe a football team? 182 00:06:43,883 --> 00:06:46,052 Please. Okay. Uh-huh. 183 00:06:46,135 --> 00:06:48,220 Mmmm, nope. Mnh-mnh. No. 184 00:06:48,304 --> 00:06:49,680 Oh, what's happening? 185 00:06:49,764 --> 00:06:51,098 Hu-- Here we go. 186 00:06:53,643 --> 00:06:55,728 Ah! I did it! America did it! 187 00:06:55,811 --> 00:06:57,480 Thank you. And as for our deal, 188 00:06:57,563 --> 00:06:59,190 we just want 50,000 Toyota RAV4s. 189 00:06:59,273 --> 00:07:01,692 Huh? Us Weekly said it's not a toy, 190 00:07:01,776 --> 00:07:03,778 but that doesn't mean it won't make you feel like a kid again. 191 00:07:03,861 --> 00:07:05,154 Uh, Banks... 192 00:07:05,237 --> 00:07:07,531 can you put in an order for 50,000 RAV4s? 193 00:07:07,615 --> 00:07:09,742 The all-new 1996 model. Done. 194 00:07:09,825 --> 00:07:10,993 What do you say? 195 00:07:11,077 --> 00:07:12,328 Vroom-vroom! 196 00:07:12,411 --> 00:07:14,080 This is a momentous day. 197 00:07:14,163 --> 00:07:16,457 Today, we solved America's power crisis 198 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:19,418 by adding the energy of friends. 199 00:07:19,502 --> 00:07:20,378 - Aww! - Aww! 200 00:07:20,461 --> 00:07:21,671 Flying in the plug! 201 00:07:21,754 --> 00:07:23,589 Okay, so how do we patch in? 202 00:07:23,673 --> 00:07:25,675 Should we just start stripping the wiring or... 203 00:07:25,758 --> 00:07:27,301 I dunno. You should probably ask the people 204 00:07:27,385 --> 00:07:28,803 who supply the tree's power. 205 00:07:28,886 --> 00:07:30,471 I thought the tree is the power. 206 00:07:30,554 --> 00:07:32,598 Oh, it totally was, but then we used it all. 207 00:07:32,682 --> 00:07:35,059 Now we get our power from the Moss People below us. 208 00:07:35,142 --> 00:07:37,061 You're telling me after we did this whole thing 209 00:07:37,144 --> 00:07:39,981 and drank piss we have to talk to someone else?! 210 00:07:40,064 --> 00:07:41,482 Well, they certainly won't talk to us. 211 00:07:41,565 --> 00:07:43,484 We've exploited them a lot. 212 00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:45,444 Also, our RAV4 vroom-vroom deal still stands 213 00:07:45,528 --> 00:07:47,279 because you'll need to run power through our world. 214 00:07:47,363 --> 00:07:49,907 God damn it! Just take us to the power source! 215 00:07:51,242 --> 00:07:54,203 Toomoo! As elder, you are in charge in my absence. 216 00:07:54,286 --> 00:07:57,123 Very well. I will pause from the best lovemaking 217 00:07:57,206 --> 00:07:59,667 of my entire life to lead our village. 218 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,752 - Aww! - Sir? For the love of God. 219 00:08:01,836 --> 00:08:03,337 My job can't be to hang out 220 00:08:03,421 --> 00:08:05,756 and hear a grandma have gross old-people sex. 221 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,466 She's their Kaka-Mundo. 222 00:08:07,550 --> 00:08:10,970 Your job is whatever it needs to be to keep her safe. 223 00:08:13,222 --> 00:08:15,433 Mm! Tiny kisses -- my favorite. 224 00:08:15,516 --> 00:08:16,684 See you tonight? 225 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:18,519 You bet your noodly biscuits. 226 00:08:18,602 --> 00:08:20,688 - Bye, my love! - Bye, cutie! 227 00:08:20,771 --> 00:08:22,189 Ugh, gross! Come on! 228 00:08:22,273 --> 00:08:24,150 Sorry. Shirt got caught on my bomb. 229 00:08:24,233 --> 00:08:25,234 Wait. What? 230 00:08:25,317 --> 00:08:27,111 Yeah, when I was younger, 231 00:08:27,194 --> 00:08:29,030 I signed up to be the last line of defense in case 232 00:08:29,113 --> 00:08:31,490 a hostile force ever took control of the Oval Office. 233 00:08:31,574 --> 00:08:33,325 Holy shit. 234 00:08:33,409 --> 00:08:35,453 Well, I had a womb. I figured, "Why not weaponize it?" 235 00:08:35,536 --> 00:08:38,164 They called me the first "Kamikaze Secretary." 236 00:08:38,247 --> 00:08:41,125 Okay, that's bad-ass. Heh. You wanna see bad-ass? 237 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:42,543 I'll show you how to use your tongue 238 00:08:42,626 --> 00:08:43,794 to control a 60-foot worm. 239 00:08:43,878 --> 00:08:45,337 And not in a gross way. 240 00:08:47,506 --> 00:08:48,758 Whoa! 241 00:08:48,841 --> 00:08:50,593 See? Our tree's plugged into the Life Rock, 242 00:08:50,676 --> 00:08:52,720 like I said. Shulu shulu! Shu-boo! 243 00:08:52,803 --> 00:08:54,513 Shulu shulu! No, no, no, no, no. 244 00:08:54,597 --> 00:08:56,015 Shu-gadoo gulu. 245 00:08:56,098 --> 00:08:57,433 They're just yelling obscenities at us. 246 00:08:57,516 --> 00:08:59,185 Mostly mom stuff. Bugadu. Dudu ma! 247 00:08:59,268 --> 00:09:00,895 No! Don't yell back! That's insane! 248 00:09:00,978 --> 00:09:02,229 Tell them we've come to negotiate 249 00:09:02,313 --> 00:09:04,440 - in good faith. - Shu-boo shulu. 250 00:09:07,318 --> 00:09:08,527 For your piss. 251 00:09:08,611 --> 00:09:10,946 Wait, me again? Why me? 252 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:15,034 Finally, some leaders who aren't dishonest green douchebags. 253 00:09:15,117 --> 00:09:17,119 - You're a cool guy. - It's kinda my thing. 254 00:09:17,203 --> 00:09:19,038 Yeah, well, he made a deal with us first. 255 00:09:19,121 --> 00:09:20,748 We're getting 50,000 RAV4s. 256 00:09:20,831 --> 00:09:23,125 Then we want 50,000 RAV5s. 257 00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:24,919 Uh, they didn't make RAV5s. 258 00:09:25,002 --> 00:09:27,713 Okay, hardball. 60,000 RAV4s. 259 00:09:27,797 --> 00:09:29,757 Before I agree to anything, 260 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,884 I want proof this is the main source of power. 261 00:09:31,967 --> 00:09:35,179 Uh...we're plugged into the level below us, 262 00:09:35,262 --> 00:09:37,598 but you can't run power through here without cutting us in. 263 00:09:37,681 --> 00:09:39,141 What the fuck, guys?! 264 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,871 Nice clicking, Francis. 265 00:10:00,955 --> 00:10:02,456 Next time, use a little more throat. 266 00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:03,916 Yes, ma'am. You know what'll help? 267 00:10:03,999 --> 00:10:05,793 Daaboo ice cream. 268 00:10:05,876 --> 00:10:08,254 They serve it so hot, it'll put calluses on your larynx. 269 00:10:08,337 --> 00:10:10,798 Now go find us a rock to sit on. Back in a jiff! 270 00:10:10,881 --> 00:10:12,049 Okay, rock. 271 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,759 Looking for a rock. 272 00:10:13,843 --> 00:10:15,678 All the rocks are on the ceiling. 273 00:10:17,888 --> 00:10:19,348 That son of a... 274 00:10:19,431 --> 00:10:21,684 Hey, buddy. What are you doing? 275 00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:23,227 I'm just having sex with two women. 276 00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:24,770 What's your problem? 277 00:10:24,854 --> 00:10:26,689 Don't you think that's, you know, a little much? 278 00:10:26,772 --> 00:10:28,190 What if Janice saw? 279 00:10:28,274 --> 00:10:30,317 Look, I don't know how it is on the crust, 280 00:10:30,401 --> 00:10:31,652 but down here, we got a saying -- 281 00:10:31,735 --> 00:10:33,195 The more leaves on the plant, 282 00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:34,613 the more you should rub your dick on it. 283 00:10:34,697 --> 00:10:36,323 Listen to me, you slut. 284 00:10:36,407 --> 00:10:38,200 I care about Janice, so if you hurt her, 285 00:10:38,284 --> 00:10:40,786 I will beat your green witch face so hard, 286 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:42,037 you won't be able to see a woman, 287 00:10:42,121 --> 00:10:43,622 let alone touch her! 288 00:10:43,706 --> 00:10:45,875 But they could still touch me, right? 289 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:47,543 They won't want to. 290 00:10:47,626 --> 00:10:49,587 Oh, my God, you suck so bad! 291 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:51,630 - You exploited us! - It's your fault! 292 00:10:51,714 --> 00:10:52,673 - Get your mushroom off of me! - And now you suck even more. 293 00:10:52,756 --> 00:10:54,216 Guys! Fuck! 294 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,011 It's hot and I'm tired and America is out 295 00:10:57,094 --> 00:10:59,138 hundreds of thousands of '90s-style RAV4s 296 00:10:59,221 --> 00:11:00,973 that we don't even have! 297 00:11:01,056 --> 00:11:02,933 Wait, are we the only ones who asked for Oakley sunglasses? 298 00:11:03,017 --> 00:11:04,310 I want to renegotiate! 299 00:11:04,393 --> 00:11:06,020 No! No more deals! 300 00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:07,605 America is done being played for a fool! Aah! 301 00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:09,273 What? 302 00:11:09,356 --> 00:11:10,608 What the hell is this? 303 00:11:10,691 --> 00:11:12,401 The source of all our power. 304 00:11:12,484 --> 00:11:14,403 It's like an infinite wireless battery or something. 305 00:11:14,486 --> 00:11:16,238 It's a spaceship, you dunce. 306 00:11:16,322 --> 00:11:18,699 Looks like it crashed into the Earth's crust centuries ago. 307 00:11:18,782 --> 00:11:20,117 Wait, there's something inside. 308 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,994 Did any of you even bother to open this? 309 00:11:22,077 --> 00:11:24,371 Why would we open a battery? 310 00:11:24,455 --> 00:11:26,916 Oh, my Goooood! 311 00:11:26,999 --> 00:11:30,544 Look at these things! Mwah! They're adorable! 312 00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:33,005 Sir, the power isn't coming from the ship. 313 00:11:33,088 --> 00:11:34,798 It's coming from the Gobobears. 314 00:11:34,882 --> 00:11:36,300 By the way, I also just named them that. 315 00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:38,177 Perfect name. Aww! And look! 316 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:39,762 They reproduce via mitosis. 317 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,057 Wow, and they do it fast. 318 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:44,975 I'm not really seeing the big deal here. 319 00:11:45,059 --> 00:11:46,977 Open your eyes, mushroom lady! Mwah! 320 00:11:47,061 --> 00:11:49,480 They would have given you all infinite, sustainable power! 321 00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:51,315 Mwah! None of this was necessary! Mwah. 322 00:11:51,398 --> 00:11:53,734 You idiots didn't need to plug in or exploit at all! 323 00:11:53,817 --> 00:11:55,444 Please, you don't have to yell. Oh, my gosh. 324 00:11:55,527 --> 00:11:57,279 Sir, calculating based on the speed of reproduction, 325 00:11:57,363 --> 00:11:59,949 all we need is two of these to fix America's grid. Mwah. Mwah. 326 00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:01,367 We'll leave the rest to be free-range. 327 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:02,993 Not that they deserve them! 328 00:12:03,077 --> 00:12:04,328 Fine! Let's get the hell out of here. 329 00:12:04,411 --> 00:12:05,788 - We do deserve them! - But my RAV4! 330 00:12:05,871 --> 00:12:07,498 Eat my ass. And lose America's number. 331 00:12:07,581 --> 00:12:08,707 Not cool! 332 00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:11,460 O-Ow. Ow! Shit! 333 00:12:11,543 --> 00:12:13,212 You weren't kidding. Oh! 334 00:12:13,295 --> 00:12:14,797 How are you eating this? 335 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,674 Oh, I don't listen to my body when it whines. 336 00:12:16,757 --> 00:12:18,008 You're my hero. 337 00:12:18,092 --> 00:12:20,386 Come on, guys! We're leaving! 338 00:12:20,469 --> 00:12:22,179 Now? But Toomoo. 339 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,807 Oh, shit. O'Doyle, grab the Gobobears! 340 00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:26,767 Mwah. Wow, their eyes are huge. Mm! 341 00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:29,436 Oh, there's my man! 342 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,106 Toomoo, honey! We're leaving! 343 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,651 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 344 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,363 Oh... 345 00:12:39,446 --> 00:12:40,948 Janice! Come on! 346 00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:43,200 The Gobobears aren't getting any cuter. 347 00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:46,453 Oh, how dare you! 348 00:12:46,537 --> 00:12:48,247 My fellow Americans... 349 00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:49,623 the nerds wanted to put restraints 350 00:12:49,707 --> 00:12:51,000 on American electricity, 351 00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:52,584 but I figured out how to give you 352 00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:55,504 even more unlimited energy forever! 353 00:12:55,587 --> 00:12:56,672 - Aww! - Aww! 354 00:12:56,755 --> 00:12:58,340 This is Two-Toes. 355 00:12:58,424 --> 00:13:00,050 One of several miraculous creatures 356 00:13:00,134 --> 00:13:02,469 we freed from the deep dangers of Hollow Earth. 357 00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:05,264 And thanks to some rad-ass energy-absorbing tech. 358 00:13:05,347 --> 00:13:07,057 we've not only stabilized the grid -- 359 00:13:07,141 --> 00:13:08,267 We've done it adorably. 360 00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:09,893 - Mr. President! - Mr. President! 361 00:13:09,977 --> 00:13:12,062 Sir, American deserves Frank. to know -- 362 00:13:12,146 --> 00:13:13,314 How are you so fucking cool? 363 00:13:13,397 --> 00:13:15,107 When you got it, you got it. 364 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:16,483 Wait. What the hell is that? 365 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:18,319 Attention. 366 00:13:18,402 --> 00:13:20,654 We have detected that your mystical native race lives 367 00:13:20,738 --> 00:13:23,741 on top of a rare substance known as Cantgetium. 368 00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:26,118 What? We're not mystical or native! 369 00:13:26,201 --> 00:13:28,162 We're notorious for colonizing! 370 00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,789 Prepare for harvesting. 371 00:13:30,873 --> 00:13:34,209 Oh, man. Us Weekly's gonna have a field day with this! 372 00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,671 Oh, shit! These motherfuckers are crazy! 373 00:13:43,927 --> 00:13:45,471 Crinkle Ear! Nooo! 374 00:13:45,554 --> 00:13:47,389 You goddamn monsters! 375 00:13:47,473 --> 00:13:49,141 Ha ha ha! Holy shit. 376 00:13:49,224 --> 00:13:50,476 It's not just on the surface. 377 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,227 There's even more Cantgetium below us. 378 00:13:52,311 --> 00:13:53,771 Guys, you think this is too much? 379 00:13:53,854 --> 00:13:55,939 Like, isn't this predictably awful? 380 00:13:56,023 --> 00:13:59,276 That's why we're called "Arch-ians," Mr. Scientist. 381 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,488 We've evolved by abandoning all nuance. 382 00:14:02,571 --> 00:14:04,865 Now...put a drill in the ground 383 00:14:04,948 --> 00:14:06,909 and suck this planet dry. 384 00:14:13,499 --> 00:14:16,085 Oh, my God! They're drilling for more bears? 385 00:14:16,168 --> 00:14:17,836 I should have never pushed you to go down there. 386 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,880 I was drinking the Kool-Aid too hard on our administration. 387 00:14:19,963 --> 00:14:21,715 Mwah. This one's on me. Mwah. 388 00:14:21,799 --> 00:14:23,133 I should have listened to the nerds 389 00:14:23,217 --> 00:14:24,760 and done the boring, responsible thing! 390 00:14:24,843 --> 00:14:26,762 I just wanted to be America's cool dad. 391 00:14:30,849 --> 00:14:32,309 Seriously? Not even a dent? 392 00:14:37,481 --> 00:14:39,942 Sir! None of our weapons can bring them down! 393 00:14:40,025 --> 00:14:42,069 And we've spent millions of tax dollars trying! 394 00:14:42,152 --> 00:14:43,946 We need to get these Gobobears outta here. 395 00:14:44,029 --> 00:14:46,490 Take care of Two-Toes for me! All of them! Mwah. 396 00:14:46,573 --> 00:14:48,075 Banks! What are you doing? Mwah. 397 00:14:48,158 --> 00:14:49,576 Finding a way to bring them down. 398 00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:51,245 I didn't drink all that piss for nothing. 399 00:14:51,328 --> 00:14:52,746 Rahhhhh! 400 00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:58,627 Right. Best to just let her cook. 401 00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:00,921 Let's roll! 402 00:15:01,004 --> 00:15:02,381 Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. 403 00:15:03,507 --> 00:15:04,800 What the hell?! 404 00:15:04,883 --> 00:15:07,219 - Oh! - Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! 405 00:15:07,302 --> 00:15:09,304 Oh, my God! Stay strong, Daaboo! 406 00:15:09,388 --> 00:15:12,224 Like Kevin in the all-new motion picture, "Home Alone." 407 00:15:12,307 --> 00:15:13,892 Good work, soldiers. 408 00:15:13,976 --> 00:15:15,769 Get those Gobobears some blankets and kisses. 409 00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:17,479 It's bad, sir. We estimate their drill 410 00:15:17,563 --> 00:15:20,315 will reach the Gobobear layer in a couple of hours. 411 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:21,942 Banks, did you hack in? 412 00:15:22,025 --> 00:15:22,901 It's an alien code base. 413 00:15:22,985 --> 00:15:24,653 I-I don't understand it! 414 00:15:24,736 --> 00:15:26,155 Can't you just think like them or something? 415 00:15:26,238 --> 00:15:27,906 Upload an alien brain? 416 00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:30,284 Maybe if I reduce skepticism and boost my adaptability, 417 00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:31,869 I can remove all barriers 418 00:15:31,952 --> 00:15:33,829 towards understanding their culture. 419 00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:36,165 My mind would be open to literally everything. 420 00:15:36,248 --> 00:15:37,499 But that sounds dangerous. 421 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,501 Wow, whoa, whoo. Shit. Banks? 422 00:15:39,585 --> 00:15:41,545 Damn, mm-hmm, wow, whoa. Shit. 423 00:15:41,628 --> 00:15:43,547 Ooh. Cool. Wow. Whoa. 424 00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:45,340 Well, this could go a few ways. 425 00:15:45,424 --> 00:15:47,843 Sir. Koochoo called to say the Hollow Earthers are using 426 00:15:47,926 --> 00:15:50,971 our elevator to come up and fight the giant drill machine. 427 00:15:51,054 --> 00:15:52,431 I say we ghost them. 428 00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:53,557 Just pretend we never heard them, 429 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:54,933 make full eye contact, 430 00:15:55,017 --> 00:15:56,894 turn around, and let them die alone. 431 00:15:56,977 --> 00:16:00,189 I'll take that into consideration, Janice. 432 00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:03,901 Oh. Oh. 433 00:16:05,652 --> 00:16:08,155 Oh, God. You're crying because I was so good at it. 434 00:16:08,238 --> 00:16:09,990 No, you still sound awful. 435 00:16:10,073 --> 00:16:13,368 Oh, I'm sad because Toomoo ghosted me. 436 00:16:13,452 --> 00:16:15,913 Oh, don't be. I protected you from that piece of shit. 437 00:16:15,996 --> 00:16:17,664 What? I caught him cheating on you, 438 00:16:17,748 --> 00:16:19,249 so I threatened to break his face. 439 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,710 Don't worry -- I got you. What is wrong with you?! 440 00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:24,505 I haven't seen him in years. I don't care if he's exclusive. 441 00:16:24,588 --> 00:16:26,924 It was just nice to know he still loved me. 442 00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:29,009 Uh, a-are you upset with me? 443 00:16:29,092 --> 00:16:31,261 Francis, I don't know if your brain is broken 444 00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:34,056 or you're just a bro, but your toxic, transactional way 445 00:16:34,139 --> 00:16:35,641 of showing emotions has got to stop. 446 00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:38,185 You are done protecting me! 447 00:16:39,936 --> 00:16:41,480 So...you forgive me? 448 00:16:41,563 --> 00:16:43,482 No, you weird, selfish dick! 449 00:16:46,026 --> 00:16:47,361 Uh! Koochoo. 450 00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:49,571 Never thought I'd see your sorry ass on the surface. 451 00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:51,448 We gonna do this, or what, Crustie? 452 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,243 Listen up! This isn't just about energy anymore. 453 00:16:54,326 --> 00:16:55,786 It's about our homes! Our livelihoods! 454 00:16:55,869 --> 00:16:57,746 Protecting our Gobobears! 455 00:16:57,829 --> 00:17:01,124 Together, we can take down this harvester! 456 00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,167 With my nickel! 457 00:17:02,251 --> 00:17:04,628 - And my moss! - And my shroom! 458 00:17:04,711 --> 00:17:07,255 Yeah! Okay, sure. Go get 'em, guys! 459 00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:08,674 Hollow Earth! 460 00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:11,134 - We got this! - Charge! 461 00:17:16,598 --> 00:17:18,308 Whoa! 462 00:17:18,392 --> 00:17:19,768 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. Stop! 463 00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,520 I was only playing along for camaraderie. 464 00:17:21,603 --> 00:17:22,771 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 465 00:17:22,854 --> 00:17:24,523 Oh, that's hard to watch. 466 00:17:24,606 --> 00:17:26,399 For Janice! 467 00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:30,237 You aren't allowed to die! 468 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,446 You again? 469 00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:33,865 You need to make love to my co-worker. You hear me?! 470 00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,325 What is wrong with you? 471 00:17:35,409 --> 00:17:37,077 I'm not good at this. 472 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,877 Our drill is closing in on that Cantgetium, General. 473 00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:48,547 Ha ha ha! Nothing can get in our way now. 474 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:49,673 What? 475 00:17:49,756 --> 00:17:50,716 Huh? 476 00:17:50,799 --> 00:17:52,175 Who are you? 477 00:17:52,259 --> 00:17:53,969 Why did you just slide a gun towards me? 478 00:17:54,052 --> 00:17:56,388 Hak nagala. What? 479 00:17:56,471 --> 00:17:59,641 No one but us understands our language. 480 00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:01,351 I've opened my mind to your culture. 481 00:18:01,435 --> 00:18:03,020 Absorbed it all. Ah. 482 00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:06,189 But you still want to know why we do it. 483 00:18:06,273 --> 00:18:10,569 As a boy, my species ravaged our own planet for energy. 484 00:18:10,652 --> 00:18:13,488 And when that wasn't enough, we drained our sun and -- 485 00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:14,573 Agh! 486 00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:16,199 You! 487 00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:19,536 You murdered me while monologuing! 488 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:23,040 That's the most Archian thing ever. 489 00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:27,336 I...think...I-I love you. 490 00:18:28,837 --> 00:18:30,464 Mr. Pilot. 491 00:18:30,547 --> 00:18:32,215 Well, now it's weird if I say "I love you," too. 492 00:18:32,299 --> 00:18:34,343 But I was thinking it. 493 00:18:35,552 --> 00:18:37,054 Banks. Oh, thank God. 494 00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:38,472 These Hollow Earthers are terrible allies. 495 00:18:38,555 --> 00:18:40,390 Good news and bad news, sir. 496 00:18:40,474 --> 00:18:42,851 I went full Archian, but it did help me find a vulnerability. 497 00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:45,646 There's a small thermal vent that leads to their engine core. 498 00:18:45,729 --> 00:18:47,564 We blow that up, it'll take down the whole fleet. 499 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,566 Hell yeah! 500 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,193 Get your ass out here so we can Death Star this thing! 501 00:18:51,276 --> 00:18:53,779 Guys! We're gonna use actual missiles 502 00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:54,613 to hit an actual weak spot. 503 00:18:54,696 --> 00:18:56,281 Get the hell out of the way! 504 00:18:56,365 --> 00:18:57,407 Okay. 505 00:18:57,491 --> 00:18:59,076 Missiles aren't gonna cut it, sir. 506 00:18:59,159 --> 00:19:00,452 We need to suck their defenses dry. 507 00:19:00,535 --> 00:19:02,162 Sorry. Fuck. Give me a sec. 508 00:19:02,245 --> 00:19:03,497 Ohhhh. Oh! 509 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,040 Here comes the shame. Uhhhh... 510 00:19:05,123 --> 00:19:07,125 - I got you. - Uch, stop handing me piss. 511 00:19:07,209 --> 00:19:08,960 My arc wasn't learning to love piss. 512 00:19:09,044 --> 00:19:11,088 Sorry. Where was I? Missiles aren't gonna cut it. 513 00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:13,006 We need a nuke to blow out their engine core. 514 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:14,508 We're 30 miles from D.C.! 515 00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:16,551 That would cause fallout for decades. 516 00:19:16,635 --> 00:19:18,261 Well, what the hell are we gonna shoot in there? 517 00:19:18,345 --> 00:19:19,638 Me. 518 00:19:19,721 --> 00:19:21,098 Two-Toes? You can talk? 519 00:19:21,181 --> 00:19:22,683 As you have been kissing and petting me, 520 00:19:22,766 --> 00:19:24,601 I have learned your language. 521 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:27,020 Where I come from, there is nothing but energy. 522 00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:30,524 We left in search of the rarest element in the universe. 523 00:19:30,607 --> 00:19:32,067 Pearls? Love. 524 00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:33,902 - Obviously. - "The Fifth Element." 525 00:19:33,985 --> 00:19:35,737 We spent a lifetime searching. 526 00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:39,074 But it only took a day with you to finally understand it. 527 00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:41,618 If you let my people return home with this knowledge, 528 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,204 I will take out the harvester. 529 00:19:44,287 --> 00:19:45,706 Clean energy, no radiation. 530 00:19:45,789 --> 00:19:47,791 You have my word, Two-Toes. 531 00:19:47,874 --> 00:19:49,251 Load me in. 532 00:20:11,398 --> 00:20:13,233 Toomoo? 533 00:20:13,316 --> 00:20:15,068 My favorite of all my loves! 534 00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:17,571 Janice, look, I'm good at stopping bullets, 535 00:20:17,654 --> 00:20:19,156 and a penis is a bullet, 536 00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:20,907 so I stopped this. 537 00:20:20,991 --> 00:20:22,534 I-I still don't know how to do this right, 538 00:20:22,617 --> 00:20:23,785 but here. 539 00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:25,412 Thank you, Francis. 540 00:20:25,495 --> 00:20:27,372 Wait till I'm out of the room! 541 00:20:27,456 --> 00:20:29,916 Your people came in search of love. 542 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,460 And in doing so, 543 00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:33,462 they helped us to find the power within ourselves. 544 00:20:33,545 --> 00:20:34,838 Not that we can monetize that 545 00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:36,840 or use it to play Xbox, but, still. 546 00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:38,425 You can all go home now. 547 00:20:40,093 --> 00:20:41,636 - Bye! - Goddamn adorable. 548 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,389 Aww. Their tails must get so dirty. 549 00:20:46,391 --> 00:20:47,851 Aww. 550 00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:50,896 Wait, that was our entire energy supply! 551 00:20:50,979 --> 00:20:53,648 Well, you certainly fucked us, Mr. President. 552 00:20:53,732 --> 00:20:55,984 Not only did you not get us power -- 553 00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:58,862 We had to build an extra power plant in Hollow Earth 554 00:20:58,945 --> 00:21:01,865 because you crippled their energy source. 555 00:21:01,948 --> 00:21:04,701 Not to mention all the 1990s-style RAV4s 556 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:07,954 we had to put into production as some kind of apology. 557 00:21:08,038 --> 00:21:10,123 Am I taking crazy pills? 558 00:21:10,207 --> 00:21:11,792 Just show me in the simplest terms. 559 00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:15,295 What is America's biggest energy suck? 560 00:21:15,378 --> 00:21:17,297 Shit. 561 00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:19,382 Which is why, as of 1:00 p.m. today, 562 00:21:19,466 --> 00:21:21,718 we are implementing an AI porn tax. 563 00:21:23,386 --> 00:21:27,265 AI porn takes up about 95% of our energy as a nation. 564 00:21:27,349 --> 00:21:30,101 Every citizen will be limited to two keywords per day... 565 00:21:30,185 --> 00:21:31,770 every company, two letters. 566 00:21:31,853 --> 00:21:33,939 But if the Gobobears taught us anything, 567 00:21:34,022 --> 00:21:35,106 it's that we can get through this 568 00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:36,817 with the power of love. 569 00:21:37,859 --> 00:21:39,194 Mr. President, you really think 570 00:21:39,277 --> 00:21:40,695 it's cool to tax our penis? 571 00:21:40,779 --> 00:21:42,781 No, Frank, none of this is "cool." Stuckey. 572 00:21:42,864 --> 00:21:45,867 Sir, people online are already calling you the "CumTaxer." 573 00:21:45,951 --> 00:21:47,953 Do you think that will be your new "Battleswag" gamer tag? 574 00:21:48,036 --> 00:21:50,789 Banks, see if we can get "CumTaxer" as my gamer tag. 575 00:21:50,872 --> 00:21:52,749 Way ahead of you, sir. 576 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,584 Already secured "CumTaxer" "CumTaxer69," 577 00:21:54,668 --> 00:21:55,961 "CommanderNCumTax." 578 00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:57,128 Cool. 579 00:21:58,338 --> 00:22:03,176 ♪ AI's not as big a danger ♪ 580 00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:05,762 ♪ As AI porn ♪ 581 00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:09,933 ♪ Everyone will make their own porn ♪ 582 00:22:10,016 --> 00:22:14,688 ♪ Think of it like brewing beer ♪ 583 00:22:14,771 --> 00:22:18,567 ♪ But if you brewed 8 million beers ♪ 584 00:22:18,650 --> 00:22:21,528 ♪ You'd stop ♪ 585 00:22:24,489 --> 00:22:26,950 Oh, God damn it.